itsjustmekellymarie:

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”—Tina Fey

Hello Tina Fey

itsjustmekellymarie:

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

—Tina Fey

Hello Tina Fey

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juipiter:

indie blog✰☽

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX

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prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

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ATTENTION ALL CHICAGO WOMEN:

geekscoutcookies:

paisleyasfuck:

paisleyasfuck:

If you are using the dating site plentyoffish, be on the lookout for Evan Stone AKA toner13 of Jefferson Park (Chicago, IL)

He has committed sexual assault and continues to pose a threat to all women in the Chicagoland area.

Please reblog this post or more women will be at risk.

Signal boost

Boost

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c-ma-lune:

Me

c-ma-lune:

Me

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Summer 2k12 VS Summer 2k13

Summer 2k12 VS Summer 2k13

Summer 2k12 vs summer 2k13. 100lbs of weight loss. 

Summer 2k12 vs summer 2k13. 100lbs of weight loss. 

I miss summer

I miss summer

amandapalmer:

12:36 am - in the dark of an airplane with wifi after a very very hard 24 hours of dealing with a good friends suicide
a stranger came up to me, tapped me on the back, and wordlessly passed me this note. then she walked back to her seat
she has no idea how much i needed this
thank you
perfect stranger
thank you

amandapalmer:

12:36 am - in the dark of an airplane with wifi after a very very hard 24 hours of dealing with a good friends suicide

a stranger came up to me, tapped me on the back, and wordlessly passed me this note. then she walked back to her seat

she has no idea how much i needed this

thank you

perfect stranger

thank you